Corporate Morals

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

The Moral(s) of the story you knew:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

The Moral(s) you could've figured out but couldn't:
1) Why bother to fly south? Just ask a cow to come and shit over you (and stay quiet) and
2) Ask it to do that in a rich locality. Rich cats won't dig shit for food. (then you can sing as well)
3) When in deep shit, make sure you don't take a 'deep breath' before trying to come up with a plan.

Happy Diwali, everyone.

My wishlist

My birthday's coming up; and I think I've been 23 years too shy.
So here's my wishlist.
If you can get me any one of these, I'll be really happy - and you get the right to give me bumps*.
Otherwise, f*ck off.

1.

Epiphone Les Paul Custom
$649.00
(Why no Gibson? Hehe...Let's be realistic, Mr. Gates...)

2.

Ovation Applause AE-148
$259.95

3.

Digitech Whammy
$199.95

4.

Boss MT-2
$89.95

5.

Boss DD-3
$109.00

6.

Dunlop Crybaby
$69.95

Still haven't made up my mind on the amp. Will take time. Consider yourself lucky :)

*conditions apply