My wishlist

My birthday's coming up; and I think I've been 23 years too shy.
So here's my wishlist.
If you can get me any one of these, I'll be really happy - and you get the right to give me bumps*.
Otherwise, f*ck off.

1.

Epiphone Les Paul Custom
$649.00
(Why no Gibson? Hehe...Let's be realistic, Mr. Gates...)

2.

Ovation Applause AE-148
$259.95

3.

Digitech Whammy
$199.95

4.

Boss MT-2
$89.95

5.

Boss DD-3
$109.00

6.

Dunlop Crybaby
$69.95

Still haven't made up my mind on the amp. Will take time. Consider yourself lucky :)

*conditions apply